A poem that occurred to me after I woke up today. Feel free to show this to your mother and use it as an excuse for those extra 5 minutes of sleep ;)
What happened to the Pandavas?
Why was Shakuni being cheap?
I don’t know, I don't care
Honestly, I just wanna sleep
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How does momentum work?
Is an SUV bigger than a jeep?
How does it even matter?
I would rather sleep
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How were continents formed?
Oceans can be how deep?
Geography is fun but like…
I just wanna sleep
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Why does milk come from goats
But wool from sheep?
These questions bother me too
But I still just wanna sleep
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What does the PM do?
When did Armstrong take his leap?
What will I do if I remember?
So can I just sleep?
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Make hay while the sun shines
As you sow, so shall you reap
Idioms only help so much
On the other hand, there's sleep
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And this is why, mother
I prefer to lay in a heap
I don't want to go to school
I just wanna sleep