I often ponder how it would seem
If dogs ruled the world
They’d take us on walks
And get our hair curled
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The currency would have
Doggy politician photos
Doggy commercials, movies
And old doggy dentures
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Shows hosted by the doggys
But what I really want to know
Is will they have us pull sledges
In the cold antarctic snow
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I wonder and wonder
All night and day
That will we also have varieties
Pet humans and stray?
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If dogs ruled the world
It would be upside down
Because they’ll be sitting on the table
And we’ll be having crumbs down
