Dear Satan hope you’re well
I have a few questions for you
Like how you decide whom to torture
But I’ve got a problem with the way you do
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Am I a VIP customer?
For I’ve been flattered as hell
(pun completely intended)
But you seem to do it so well
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For every time something goes bad
There’s someone with you to blame
It can ruin a life, but of course,
You’re an old player of the game
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Yet it’s too harsh, I pray
Please be humane, be polite
Make your atrocities mild
Or one day I will end the fight
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Call it a threat, call it a plea
But make sure you reply.
Hope you have a nice day ahead
Waiting for your answer, bye
